Friday, December 21, 2012

LIVE From Disneyland Paris : The End of the World Has Began - and it's REAL!!!

Finally, these bloody Mayas were right, folks!!! I'm right now at Disneyland Paris and the end of the world supposedly happening today according to an old Mayan calendar is happening FOR REAL!!! This may be my last post ever and it will be too the last Disney and more scoop with "exclusive" pictures of what's happening here at DLP since two hours, and let me tell you that it's hell on Earth!

It all began at 6pm tonight when the most powerful thunder storm i've ever seen hit the well named Big Thunder Mountain and the whole land. Heavy rains came with it during a few minutes and then stopped. So far it only looked like a thunder storm and DLP guests were not yet in panic mode, just trying to find a shelter until the storm ended. Some were laughing, they shouldn't have if they had knew what was going to happen next...


Thirty minutes later - i.e one hour ago - after the rain stopped on Frontierland the real thing began. I had moved to Discoveryland, and we all understood that this time the Gods were not joking! Jesus, the park is now facing the biggest magnetic storm ever and Space Mountain is hit each ten seconds by monstruous lightnings!!


Twenty minutes later began a fall of meteorites, hitting the whole structure...Space Mountain cannon is now on fire, as well as the boarding room structure which exploded five minutes ago when it was hit by a huge meteorite... Space Mountain dome has partly collapsed and what remains is covered by a sea of lava falling inside the Nautilus lagoon where the Nautilus and even the water is now on fire!! Guests are runing for their life all over the park and no one can tell what happened to those who thought that Space Mountain was a safe shelter...


I'm running now to Main Street which is also hit by meteorites... If i survive and have the last shots i'll try to post them, they may be the last one ever shot by a human being ... Goodbye my friends, if i don't survive i hope we'll meet in another life... And now, run!, run for your life! May God help us all!

6 comments:

1967WEDway said...

Seems legit.

mrshindig said...

Nice :D

Shannah said...

That's some fantastic photo-shopping!!!!

michael163 said...

It didn't happen, it was just a joke, right?

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Mark Hickson said...

Happy April Fools Day!... wait, that isn't for 4 more months!